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Just wanted to say thanks to Catherine and Mia for a fun twosome last week. I really felt that you both wanted me to have a good time and you certainly succeeded. Watching you both was almost as good as the experience!

I have visited Shades on several occasions mainly to see Catherine but several of the other girls too and have always been welcomed and well looked after. Looking forward to my next visit and deciding who to see. What a dilemma!

Thanks again and glad you like the biccies.


Visited this afternoon and met Mia, wow what an amazing woman and so friendly ! Gave me a fantastic breast massage (couldn’t fail with those breasts!) look forward to seeing her again…


Hi Visited shades a few weeks ago, I had the delight of booking S-J, WOW, WOW AND WOW this lady is stunning, she has the best smile,eyes, legs and a bum to die for. S-J has brains and beauty all in one very cute package. I will book her again ( when time permits). S-J is money well spent and worth a visit. kisses S-J for a great time


Hi there and thanks for your message.

The abbreviations are as follows:

GFE – Girlfriend experience (kissing, cuddling, stroking etc)

DFK – Deep French Kissing (as suggested – some of the girls only do this at discretion)

PSE – Porn star experience (usually involves lots of dirty talk, sometimes the lady will use a vibrator on herself while you watch, the dirtier the better for this one!)

OWO – Oral without a condom

RO – Reverse Oral (i.e. you on the lady)

CIM – Cum-in-Mouth (ladies do this at discretion, you cum in their mouth – not all ladies offer this service)

Snowballing – once you have come, the lady will drizzle your cum back in your mouth if requested.

Tie and Tease and domination – We have a fully equipped playroom here at Shades and our ladies are experts in all things from mild tie and tease and spanking to strict corporal punishment, humiliation and cock and ball torture. Its best to call if you would like to tailor a session to your needs and we can go from there.

Watersports – giving and receiving – the lady urinates on you or you return the favour to her. We have shower facilites and clean, fresh towels for this service. (Not all ladies offer this service)

Most of the above services incur a separate charge (usually £20 in addition to the regular £60 for 30 minutes, £80 for 45 minutes and £100 for an hour) so it is best to check upon booking how much the session will cost and we can clarify.

Your idea of a website glossary is a good one and we will implement the change shortly. In the meantime, if you would like to make an appointment to see any of the Shades ladies please do give us a call!

Bye for now,
Shades xx


All your lovely girls in their services mention various abbreviations, most of which I’m unfamiliar.

GFE, DFK, OWO (at discretion), RO, CIM (at discretion), Snowballing, FPS.

any chance of adding a glossary to your site explaining to the uninitiated like me.

Could you also email me a response with meanings I could be in soon. I love my wife, but get no sex at home, so you could be what I’m looking for


Just seen Georgie-absolutely brilliant ! Thank her very much – will be back time and again now. Really lovely lady.


Seen Georgie for the second time in a few days.(12.45pm Sunday) Normally I don’t return for several weeks, but I’ve made an exception for her.

She’s a complete star.I’ve been visiting your place for longer than I care to remember, and I reckon she’s superb.

The refurbishments are money well spent, and it now makes me want to return regularly. Georgie is habit forming. Give her my thanks-she’s not asked me to write this either.